"I'm sorry, is my semen bothering you?"

So, this would be weird.

The allergic reaction is apparently to proteins from the prostate gland, which can cause "itching, burning and swelling in the genitals", or the victim might suffer "hives or swelling ... elsewhere on the body and the woman might experience difficulty breathing".

Yeah. That doesn't sound fun at all.

There's some good news: both techniques require the patient to make the beast with two backs "two or three times a week", in order to "train" her immune system.

(@_@)